what are some good riddles and funny jokes?
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ive been tryin to find good riddles and funny jokes on google, in books, and other stuff but i just cant find any good ones. its to tell to my little sister… she just loves them but all the good ones ive told her and she get tired of it.
There was these two guys at a bar.
Guy1:you know what i love about this bar
Guy2:what do you love about this bar
Guy1:the wind currents sometimes you can just walk out the window and float.
Guy2: no you cant. Prove it
So guy1 jumps out the window and just floats for a while. and comes back in
Guy1:see its easy you should try.
Guy2:no maybe later
30min later
Guy2:can u show me that again
guy1:sure
guy1 jumps out the window and floats around even longer and comes back.
Guy1:try its easy
Guy2:okay
guy2 jumps out and falls to his death. guy1 goes back to the bar
Bartender:youre a mean drunk Superman.
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There was these two guys at a bar.
Guy1:you know what i love about this bar
Guy2:what do you love about this bar
Guy1:the wind currents sometimes you can just walk out the window and float.
Guy2: no you cant. Prove it
So guy1 jumps out the window and just floats for a while. and comes back in
Guy1:see its easy you should try.
Guy2:no maybe later
30min later
Guy2:can u show me that again
guy1:sure
guy1 jumps out the window and floats around even longer and comes back.
Guy1:try its easy
Guy2:okay
guy2 jumps out and falls to his death. guy1 goes back to the bar
Bartender:youre a mean drunk Superman.
References :
i have some good ones but what age is your little sister lol
A:why did the woman put lip-stick on her head ?
Q:she wanted to make-up her mind.
Q:what is black and white and read all over ?
A:the news paper.
Q: Why do blondes smile when there’s lightning?
A: Because they think they’re getting their picture taken!
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